What is that!?!?

I just looked down at my shirt and found a really weird spot of something on it.

"what could THAT be?"

"is it food?"

"let me smell it......"

"i don't think it's poop"

"let me taste it..........no, better not just in case....."

"should I change my shirt?"

"the new one will just get something on it too......"

"but what if someone comes over?"

"who would come over?"

"i'll change right before Jake gets home.........if I remember......"

*sigh* such intellectual conversations I have these days......